Pussy-Shaped Sour Candy

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SKU: BP3149-D
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Features

Pussy Patch Sours make a great addition to the snack bowl at any bachelor party. They also make a great way to confuse your friends!

Hot Facts

  • Sour pussy-shaped candy
  • 3 fruity flavors
  • Approximately 20 pieces per pack

Item Description

As you undoubtedly know, friendships between guys are complex beasts that can be hard for others to understand. We give each other shit on the daily. We encourage each other to do things we know we probably shouldn’t. We like to weird each other out with things our friends won’t have a damn clue how to react to, just to see how they react.

If you’re going to your buddy’s bachelor party, that’s got to be a pretty serious friendship - so it calls for some pretty serious weirding out. And there’s no better way to do that than with Pussy Patch Sours. They’re fruity sour candies, similar to sour patch kids, but, y’know, shaped... a little differently. As it says on the package, they’re “Sweet n’ sour chewy pussy soft candy.” Um. “Chewy Pussy?” That’s a phrase you don’t hear every day. He won’t know what to feel. Hungry? Horny? Horrified? He’ll be stuck in a loop of confusion all night - or at least until the other guys at the party snag these confounding confectionaries for themselves!

One bag contains approximately 20 pieces of candy.

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