Wind-Up Boobs

Wind-Up Boobs are a humorous bachelor party favor. With the turn of a knob, the Wind-Up Boobs hop across any flat surface. They are probably the most responsive pair of boobs you will ever find. Also, they are not attached to a woman that will call you a sexist pig.

The box for Wind-Up Boobs reads, "For ages 3 and up." It's good that we're training them at a young age these days...because...uh, it's never too early to have our boys start appreciating mother nature. Yeah.