These little peckers are cute. I don't mean that as an insult but they measure a half inch—which is classified as "itsy-bitsy." It's not that the pecker isn't a foreboding beast of an organ, but anything this small is pretty adorable.
Despite their small stature, these guys are delicious, with a flavor so big they taste three times their size.
They can be distributed as gag snacks at bachelorette parties, used as a fitting topping for penis cakes, or for making cruel jokes. Of course, here at at bachelorette.com we do not condone cruel jokes, no matter how funny they are.
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