Stubby Penis Drink Bottle - Sold Out

The Stubby Penis Drink Bottle is pretty adorable. It is fairly short and fat. The texture is certainly, uh, unique.

This drink bottle probably holds about 14 ounces, although we haven't measured one. Of all of the penis drink bottles we sell, this is the shortest but it is almost the thickest. I guess it will be less likely to spill that way, and that's a good thing.