Loads of Sperm Confetti for Your Bachelorette Party

Sperm Confetti
Sperm Confetti  
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Sperm Confetti is a hilarious and unique - if maybe a little messy - way to decorate your house and surprise your guests at a bachelorette party!
  • Sperm-shaped confetti
  • Mix of white and translucent
  • 15 grams of confetti

  • Oh, man. You’ve got to be kidding us. Sperm Confetti? They’ve literally taken the two things in the world that are the most annoying to clean up and combined them into one massive mess-making miasma that Mr. Clean himself wouldn’t dare touch with a ten-foot pole. What kind of cruel, evil madman must have dreamt this up?

    Sperm Confetti features a mix of white and translucent sperm-shaped confetti - you know, as if it wasn’t already going to be hard enough to get these out of the carpet, half of them are almost invisible, too. One bag contains 15 grams of confetti, which is approximately enough to fill three or four envelopes to the point that the recipient would be annoyed when they open it up and spill it everywhere. What, how else do you measure confetti, besides the number of people you can annoy with it?

    You may be wondering why anyone would want to buy something so messy as a decoration for a bachelorette party. Well, the answer is simple - you buy it for a party that you aren’t hosting at your own house, obviously! Maybe the party’s at the bachelorette’s house, and she’s been kind of a bridezilla. Maybe it’s being hosted by the control freak maid of honor who hasn’t let any other bridesmaids get a say in anything. Or maybe the host has done nothing wrong at all and you just have a bit of a sadistic side.

    Either way, Sperm Confetti is the perfect prank to unleash upon an unsuspecting bachelorette party. Once they realize what it is, they’ll be so busy laughing that they won’t even remember to get angry about the mess until long after the party is over, so you won’t have to deal with any of the consequences. It’s the perfect decoration and the perfect crime!

    Net Weight 15 grams.


      
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