
You might be disappointed when I tell you this dick is three inches long. You might be even more upset when I tell you it's about as wide as a pencil. But what if I tell you it's chocolate, and it tastes great? See, I thought you'd like the Small White Chocolate Penis Sucker.
The Small White Chocolate Penis Sucker is creamy and tasty. It's just like the ones your grandma used to make from chocolate molds, only a lot more phallic. (We think. We hope.)
1 Small White Chocolate Penis Sucker.
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