You might be disappointed when I tell you this dick is three inches long. You might be even more upset when I tell you it's about as wide as a pencil. That isn't exactly most women's ideal idea of the perfect penis.
But what if I tell you it's chocolate, and it tastes great, features realistic detailing, and has a sultry smooth black color? Now we're talking. See, I thought you'd like the Small Black Chocolate Penis Sucker.
The Small Black Chocolate Penis Sucker is creamy and tasty. This may very well be the tastiest penis you ever put in your mouth. It's just like the suckers your grandma used to make from chocolate molds, only a lot more phallic. (We think. We hope.)
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