Risque Party Balloons - Lots of Penises On Them

When I was a child one of my hobbies was to get a bunch of helium balloons, tie notes on their end, and send them out into the world hoping against hope for a response. Sadly enough, I never got a single reply. Maybe this can be partially attributed to my poor penmanship, but I think it's mostly because my balloons were boring. No one laughs at plain old red balloons, but EVERYONE will laugh at these new party balloons decorated with Mr. Happy himself.

Now, armed with these hilarious new balloons, I've gotten back to my old interest and the response has been startling. Ben Zurawski of Ann Arbor, Michigan writes "Thank you for the note, but more so for the side-splittingly funny balloon." That's just one example of the many, many responses I've gotten. And I don't think it's because of any improvement in my penmanship.

If these balloons can put a stranger into shock and awe then just imagine what they'll do at your Bachelorette Party. They are high quality and are decorated with hilarious pictures and silly phrases. The only downfall I could imagine to having these at your party would be that you might have too much fun!

These balloons come in packs of eight, and each pack contains a rainbow full of colors. Any more than that would be illegal in most states, I'm pretty sure. And the amount of fun you'll have with these might be anyways.