I can't really even begin to tell you how much I love the Realistic Dick Napkins. As a seasoned writer for Bachelorette.com, I see a lot of crap with penises on it. Like, so many things. The joke is dead to me. I am no longer excited by your run-of-the-mill penis lollipop or penis gummy. HOWEVER. The Realistic Dick Napkins are So. Much. Fun.
Click to enlarge the photo and you'll see just how cool these penis napkins are. They are bright and colorful, and covered with little drawings of real penises. I mean, so many real penises. All flaccid, all hairy, all colors, and all with balls. I dare say that these penises are cute, all limp and protruding from tufts of pubic hair.
The Realistic Penis Napkins will be a hit at your party. Even if you throw a basic bachelorette party, without a lot of decorations or frills, sneaking in a napkin like this will impress everyone. It's a great detail that will have everyone talking about the penises they've seen throughout the years!
These colorful polka-dot napkins give a new breath of life to your basic polka-dot. These are dick-a-dot napkins. And they are glorious.
8 small napkins.
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