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Grossly Realistic Penis Balloons SALE
Grossly Realistic Penis Balloons SALE
The World's Most Realistic Penis Balloons SALE
Grossly Realistic Penis Balloons SALE
The World's Most Realistic Penis Balloons - Super Detailed Penis Art SALE

Realistic Penis Balloons - 8 Balloons

$4.99 $8.49 You save 41%
SKU: 70727
Availability: 34 in stock

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We love the Realistic Penis Balloons. Get these balloons and have a wild bachelorette party.

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Item Description

Tired of all the cartoon penises all over this website? Sometimes, so am I. Here at Bachelorette.com, we see a lot of penis propaganda. Cartoon penises on every plate, napkin, centerpiece, banner, and balloon. Everything you can imagine in the shape of a penis: straws, suckers, gummies, pens.

While I agree that no bachelorette party is complete without a hefty dose of penis, sometimes it is hard for me to get excited about something I see everyday. That's why I am so excited about the Realistic Penis Balloons. Sure, they are another product with a penis on them. But these balloons have the most realistic drawing of a penis on them EVER.

The Realistic Penis Balloons are hysterically gross. They are white balloons with colorful prints of realistic penises on them. Each balloon features a different hairy, flaccid penis, complete with a tuft of pubic hair and balls. With peni that appear to be taken straight out of an anatomy book, these balloons are sure to please every girl at your party. Or torment them. Or at least make them laugh uncomfortably.

Get these balloons to decorate a party space at a hotel, house party, limo or bar. They are super awesome!

Eight balloons.

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Wow. These are so realist

Wow. These are so realistically detailed it's almost obscene. We were all laughing our asses off about them until the bride's mother walked in and got a bunch of these balloons in her face... and then we were laughing our asses off even harder!

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