Pussy-Shaped Hard Candy

Item Description

If you’ve searched around this site a bit, you’ve probably noticed that we offer a ton of different penis-shaped candies, lollipops, and chocolates. The sheer quantity of dick-shaped candy out there is staggering. Yet similar items with a vaginal shape are far less plentiful. And that’s a little unfair, don’t you think? Why should all the genitalia-themed candy be penis-shaped, and sold to women for bachelorette parties? Guys like candy too! Probably even more than women do! We should get the same kind of selection for our bachelor parties!

Well, we may not yet have progressed enough as a society to reach true candy genital equality, but Pussy Bites are a start. And what a strong start they are. Pussy Bites are an amazingly realistically-detailed vagina-shaped hard candy. They’re strawberry flavored, and actually taste quite good - similar to those round hard candies that come in strawberry-shaped wrappers. They also come individually wrapped, so you don’t need to worry about your vagina touching your buddy’s. Huh, never thought that would even be something you’d have to worry about, did you?

Pussy Bites make a great bachelor party snack, or an awesome gift for a bachelor with a sweet tooth. Pussy Bites: fighting for candy genital equality, one bite at a time.

Net Weight 4.5 oz. Contains 16 individually wrapped pieces.