Recently, we conducted a highly scientific study of our website here at Bachelorette.com to see what words we use most to describe our products. By which I mean, we just randomly clicked around and casually browsed random pages to see what words caught our eye the most. It was highly scientific because we wore lab coats while doing it.
Well, much to our surprise, the most common words seemed to be synonyms for penis. But after that, it was probably the word ďfunĒ or ďfunny.Ē It seems like we talk a lot about how much fun youíre going to have wearing it or using these products. Sometimes we have to explain whatís funny about an item. Peopleís first reaction to confetti, for example, usually isnít ďOh boy, thisíll be fun!Ē but rather ďI donít want to deal with cleaning this shit up.Ē (Hereís the explanation for that one: itíll be really funny if you make whoever has the biggest hangover in the morning clean it up).
But weíre guessing we donít need to explain whatís hilarious about the Plush Willy Eye Mask. It kind of speaks for itself. Strap this eye mask around your head and suddenly you become a penis cyclops - a cockclops, if you will. It brings a whole new meaning to the phrase ďone-eyed monster.Ē
The Plush Willy Eye Mask also does a decent job of blocking out the light, so itís somewhat functional as well as funny. It should help the bride-to-be get some much-needed shut-eye after such a long and wild night out - assuming the guests can stop playing with the plush penis long enough for her to fall asleep!
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