When you open the package, you will have two giant sheets of paper. One has the Macho Man on it. Hang that one on the wall with tape or push-pins. The other sheet has a bunch of penises on it, but not real penises! That would be gross. It has 25 cartoon penises printed on it.
Cutting out the penises from the sheet of poster paper can be a drag, but if you have a comfortable place on the ground and a tiara, it makes the process so much fun. I love planning bachelorette parties, but why is it that in every picture I am mutilating penises with a knife or scissors? I guess it is because I have a fun job and a chip on my shoulder.
Once you cut out the penises, each friend can pick one and put her name on it. Let the pinning of the macho man begin.
Let each girl attempt to pin the macho on the man. Give her a shot (okay, that's not required, but it's fun), blindfold her, spin her around in a couple of circles, and lead her over to the poster. Whoever gets closest to pinning the macho on the man wins!
Check out our Here Comes the Bouquet Game for a family-friendly spin on the game.
What You'll Need
Pin the Macho on the Man