Going on a picnic? Be sure to remember everything you need. Let's see... Basket, check. Food, check. Bugspray, check. Penis-laden table cloth... check. What? Do you have a better idea of how to keep the ants away? I betcha they'll think twice before marching their way onto this thing.
Okay, so maybe it's not the best ant-deterrent in the world, but this tablecloth is perfect for outdoor themed bachelorette parties. Actually, it's great for indoor affairs, too! It fits all your bachelorette party tablecloth needs. It's a practical solution if you want to keep your table from getting dirty or your food from touching the ground, and it's a super cute and fun decoration, too!
Measuring 72 by 52 inches, this spread is big enough to sop up the mess of any blast. This cloth is decorated with a wide array of peckers and balloons so be sure to prepare lots of phallic foods, to accentuate the mood.
The Pecker Party Tablecloth is fun, high quality, and fit for public display.
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