Let's face it, most men are led around by their genitals. Why not make that distinction clearer with these new plush Penis Slippers. With a pair of furry fun poles pointing the way, you'll know who's navigating the ship.
Great for lounging around the house or as party wear, these slippers are comfortable and designed to fit almost everyone . At this low price they cost substantially less than the average pair of slippers with the added bonus of a fake flesh hood ornament.
Although the idea of wearing Penis Slippers might not be for everyone, but the idea of foot comfort is. They work great but expect a lot more neighborly smiles when retrieving your newspaper.