Looking for an exciting new way to draw attention to your garage sale? Bring the zest of penises into your backyard without the annoyance of indecent exposure laws.
Just kidding. They'd probably work better at your bachelorette party.
These Penis Pennants can be well hung and stretched to a length of ten feet. Which is, ahem, well hung by any standards. With ten flags of six penises each, this product offers you the unique capability of hanging a chain of sixty.
Perfect for Bachelorette Parties or making the cover spread of Architectural Digest, Penis Pennants make sure your flag will wave.
