PECKER Expertise Diploma - Check This Out!!

The Pecker Expertise Diploma is awesome. Now you can award your friends with official penis certificates. Ha! I love it. There's even an array of different types of weird looking penises. How truthful.

Maybe you hang out with someone that has a hard time remembering past excursions or what number they're up to now? Or maybe you just know a bunch of silly girls that would laugh their butts off at this. I know I do. This could be a hilarious gift at any time or place especially at a Bachelorette Party! You could award them to your friends after doing some type of dare, or just reward them to the girls for coming out and having a great time.

It reads: "This diploma certifies that ____ has successfully completed the necessary requirements in the area of everything penis related. She is, thus, awarded the Pecker Expertise Diploma for having handled, fondled, stroked, and sampled a significant number of willies. By extension, she is granted membership to the very select Pecker Experts Club." Then there's a place to sign it at the bottom.

You know you want it.