Okay, Iím about to say something I never thought I would say in a million years: Iíve kind of gotten tired of smacking penises with bats. I know, I canít believe it either. I thought whacking penis pinatas was my one true calling in life; that I would keep doing it all the way up until the ripe old age of retirement. But Iíve just seen so many penis pinatas at this point. Sure, some are a little bigger than others, and some have sillier faces, but ultimately, theyíre all the same. Itís a big penis and you whack it with a stick until candy comes out. Yawn.
But wait... whatís this? Could it be... a new way to take out my aggression toward the male reproductive organs? It is! It is! Hallelujah, my passion for penis-based violence has been restored!
The Balls Pinata and Pecker Bat is exactly what it sounds like: a pinata shaped like a hairy pink ballsack (complete with a goofy cartoon face, of course) and a neon pink bat to whack it with. Because every girl knows that the only thing better than whacking a penis as hard as you can is whacking a pair of balls as hard as you can. Using a penis. Freud would probably have something to say about that. For extra phallic fun, fill it with penis-shaped candy. I would suggest filling it with ballsack-shaped candy, too, but Iím pretty sure that doesnít exist... yet. But in a world where you can smack a ballsack pinata with a penis bat, I now believe that anything is possible.
Comes with one pinata and one bat. Blindfold not included. Pinata measures approximately 15 inches tall by 17 inches wide at its widest point.
This video lets you know why Bachelorette.com is the best place to shop for bachelorette party supplies. Here's a little secret: Selection and Privacy, that's why.