Pecker Inspector Badge

"Do you have a license for that gun?" the Maid Of Honor will ask as she wears the Pecker Inspector Badge. Straight out of the Department of Erections, this badge will allow you to tell any man to lean against the car and spread 'em.

The Pecker Inspector Badge works well at the bar, or out on the town, but don't try to pull cars over to the side of the road or anything. You could get in trouble for that.