Light-Up Pecker Earrings

Light-Up Pecker Earrings make a statement about your style. What could be better than pretty pink penis earrings? Pretty pink penis earrings that LIGHT UP! Fashionistas will stop you every 5 feet to compliment you on your beautiful earrings. Tell them you bought them in France, and they will most likely try to buy them from you for a million euros.

I'm telling the truth, it happened to me. I just accidentally washed the check in the pocket of my jeans before I could cash it. Yeah, it's my luck.