So, instead of having separate bachelor and bachelorette parties, the bride- and groom-to-be have decided to throw a Jack and Jill Party together. This ought to be a great way for them to spend some time together (because it’s not like they’re going to be doing everything together for the rest of their lives, or anything). Never mind that he wants to stay in and watch the game with friends while she wants a wild drunken bar crawl, never mind that you’re pretty sure you heard him say something about a stripper; everything is going to be fine. What could possibly go wrong?
Absolutely nothing, as long as you’re properly prepared. And, in fact, the same could be said of the upcoming marriage. Fortunately, we’ve got the ultimate preparation for everything to come, in the form of a gift that would be perfect to present to them at their party: the Husband and Wife Voodoo Dolls. This is a set of two voodoo dolls, one pink and one blue, with various commands and wishes written all over their bodies, ranging from “Cuddle with me” to “”Kick your mother out.” If you present these dolls to them at the same time, you can be sure that each of them has a wicked little insurance policy to ensure their partner doesn’t spend too much money or forget their anniversary. Just make sure they each get one of them. After all, all should be fair in love and war. Did we say war? We meant more love. Yeah. Marriage is nothing like a war; it’s all love, all the time. Totally.
The Husband and Wife Voodoo Dolls make a hilarious gag gift for any newlywed couple. You can give them to the bride-to-be at her bachelorette party, or the groom-to-be at his bachelor party, or both of them at any event where they’re together, like a Jack and Jill party or a rehearsal dinner. Or, we guess you could give them these dolls at the wedding itself. But it might get kind of awkward if one of them starts stabbing right there on the altar...
Comes with two dolls and twenty pins.
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