Flashing Penis Veil

Do you want your bachelorette to REALLY get noticed at the club? Then she will need the Flashing Penis Veil. With the simple touch of a button, little green, yellow, blue, and pink penises begin twinkling like the stars in the sky.

Okay, they may not be that bright, but it will be much easier to keep an eye on the bride.

The veil attaches to the hair with a barrette. Click on either picture to see it close up.