The Groom T-Shirt - Ensures Free Lap Dances!

This is a great t-shirt for the Groom. In fact, it says "Groom" on it. That's some pretty creative stuff right there.

Since we couldn't come up with anything creative to say on the groom's shirt, we decided to market it using a method dudes would approve of. We used fire. Almost a little too much fire.

This picture was snapped just before the tape on the box melted and air rushed up from inside the box. The flash was impressive. No one was injured, though the groom did lose the tips of his hair. It smelled pretty bad.

Oh well, that is what it takes to succeed on the Internet. A marginally cool product and a very exciting, death-defying stunt.

This t-shirt is heavyweight cotton, size extra-large. Perfect for the bachelor party and continued wearings thereafter.