The Dicky Beer Chugger

Simply slip the Dicky Beer Bong over your beer bottle, inserting the straw into the drink and fitting the penis cover over the bottle. One end of the straw will hang off the side, allowing air to enter the bottle. This means you can suck the beer from the tip of the penis way faster.

Pass the Dicky Beer Bong around at your bachelorette party. The penis is realistic, fits over any 12 oz or 22 oz beer bottle, and is about 5 inches long.