Oh, finally. Men have finally figured it out! What women want isn't a penis. Well, maybe sometimes it is, but rarely do we want that penis actually attached to a man. But, girls might make some concessions if that penis were, say, covered in candy. I for one might be a little nicer to a penis if it were lined with hundreds of fruity candies, like if it were in the Candy Posing Pouch.
The Candy Posing Pouch is a silly gift for the bachelor. It's a pair of candy underwear that might actually get him laid! The Candy Posing Pouch is also great for bachelorette parties. You can give it to the bachelorette as a gift or make the stripper wear it for extra fun.
1 pair of candy underwear for him.
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