John Doll - A Plain Jane

I wrote a poem about John, The Bachelorette Party Doll. Here goes:

John has no penis.
John has no balls.
John is a blow up doll
about 5 feet tall.

Made out of plastic
Without any naughty parts
Their aint no back door
To release any farts!


The John Doll is a real winner. Take him home with you tonight.