Blow, Baby, Blow
Here we go. I hope that my friends from high school don't see me on the internet blowing up a penis balloon. Even if I still have all my hair and most of them don't, it isn't cool having your picture online with your mouth on balloon shaped like a penis. Or on anything shaped like a penis.
Be sure to make a balloon for everyone at the party. You might want some help in blowing them up, though. After 7 or 8, I got light-headed and my cheeks started to hurt.