The Blow Job Bib

The Blow Job Bib makes a wonderful gift for your conservative, sophisticated bride-to-be. When she's not donating her time to charity, saving animals from wildfires, attending church functions or wining and dining clients over martinis, she's probably going to want to be wearing this bib.

Ok, so the Blow Job Bib isn't very prim or proper. But it is pretty funny. This gag gift (wow, what a fitting term) will shock even your raunchiest bachelorette party guests. And that's worth it in itself.