Blinky 'N' Wiggly Penis Tiara

You know, I would make the bride-to-be wear the Blinky 'N' Wiggly Penis Tiara. If I were a horrible person...and if the bachelorette had had enough to drink. It would be hilarious if somehow you managed to get the entire Bachelorette Party crew to wear them. It would make for some interesting pictures.

The Blinky 'N' Wiggly Penis Tiara combines so many raunchy elements in one piece of headgear. The sparkly red penises bob up and down and even light up! They are cushioned by a bed of pink feathers. Now, you're partying in style!

The packaging says, "For the bachelorette who wants to be the 'light' of her party." Yes... that's certainly true.

You could also give away this Blinky 'N' Wiggly Penis Tiara as a prize. People seem more inclined to wear "prizes".

This tiara is perfect for the fearless.