Blinky 'N' Wiggly Penis Tiara

The Blinky 'N' Wiggly Penis Tiara is an accessory for only the most daring and least easily embarrassed bachelorettes. You know, I would totally make the bride-to-be wear the Blinky 'N' Wiggly Penis Tiara. If I were a horrible person...and if the bachelorette had had enough to drink.

It would be even more hilarious if somehow you managed to get the entire bachelorette party crew to wear them. It would make for some interesting pictures.

The Blinky 'N' Wiggly Penis Tiara combines so many raunchy elements in one piece of headgear. The sparkly red penises bob up and down and even light up! They are cushioned by a bed of pink feathers. Now, you're partying in style!

The packaging says, "For the bachelorette who wants to be the 'light' of her party." Yes... that's certainly true. It will be hard to miss any bachelorette wearing this thing on her head.

You could also give away this Blinky 'N' Wiggly Penis Tiara as a prize for some party game. People seem more inclined to wear "prizes," so if you just call it that, you might be able to con somebody into putting it on their head.

This tiara is perfect for the fearless. Or the very, very drunk.