The Best Man T-Shirt

Are you planning a bachelor party for your friend? Are you planning on seeing some female entertainers? I bet you are!

One great way to let the entertainers know that you are the man in charge of this party is to wear a t-shirt that proclaims you are the best man. This t-shirt is the ticket that you need to garner attention from all of the ladies.

After all, no one spends money at a strip joint like a best man. Actually, ugly, recently divorced guys spend more, but they don't wear t-shirts that proclaim their status.

I also hear that blind guys spend a bunch at strip clubs because they can't get anything for free. They have to buy the lap dances. Fortunately for you the strippers don't like blind guys. Blind guys like to touch too much.

That leaves you, the best man, wearing the best man t-shirt as the center of attention. We hope you use caution but we know you won't.

Have fun at the bachelor party. This shirt is size XL, it is fairly heavy but it will not protect you from fire.