One of the most sacred Valentine's Day rituals is the distribution of cheap candy hearts. Conversation hearts proclaim Shakespearean gems like "B Mine" or "Text Me." I'm not sure if it's the prose or the candy but they've always left a bad taste in my mouth.
In the 21st century, women of the world need a candy that's straight-forward and projects their desires.
Stop holding your breath, ladies, because that product is finally here. Bachelorette Candy is not only a flavorful upgrade, but is printed with new classics like "Virgin," "Suck for a Buck," and ""Easy Lay."
Bring these candies to the bachelorette party or dole them out in February. You'll never go back to the coy flirtatious candy of yesteryear.