Question #1: Clean or Dirty?
We say: Go Clean! While convincing your friend to wear the Penis Veil may sound like a good idea, you'll both have more fun playing games, sharing stories, and even drinking while the bachelorette wears an elegant, refined veil. Besides, anything with condoms or flashing peckers on the bachelorette's head will make her look tacky. Buy a dirty veil for your friend if you plan to have a crazy night out at the bar, or if you're seeking revenge for the time she made you wear one. We suggest you choose a clean, simple veil, or buy two--a classic white veil for the sober bachelorette, and a bad girl veil for the bachelorette after she's had a few drinks.
Question #2: What Makes a Top-Quality Veil?
We say: The Materials. The first thing that makes a top-quality veil is the amount and type of material. Tulle (pronounced Tool) is the material used for all of the veils that we sell on Bachelorette.com. Tulle is a net of material that can be fine or coarse. Finer tulle looks much lighter and flows better than coarser tulle. Coarser tulle resembles white fishnet. Finer bridal veils are made from cotton or silk tulle, while the inexpensive veils we sell are always made from nylon.
Question #3: What To Wear?
We say: Besides bachelorette party veils, Bachelorette.com also sells tiaras, headbands, hats, and even devil horns. So what should you purchase for your friend? We suggest a veil or tiara. It is actually possible that she can wear both. Many veils attach using a barrette and clip to the back of her hair while the tiara can be worn around the front of her head.
Our Bachelorette Party Veil: (BP00108)
This veil is made with 1 full yard of fine tulle. Attached to the tulle are delicate white flowers and several strings of dangling pearls. This veil affixes to hair using a barrette. This veil is sophisticated and very reasonably priced. A big improvement upon our previous model, any bride-to-be will appreciate this standard bachelorette party veil.
Our rating: 7. Our Bachelorette Party Veil is top-quality there's no doubt about that but bachelorette parties demand less conventional and conservative, and more crazy and comical. For the price, though, this veil is a great deal.
The Cowgirl Veil - Cowboy Hat and Veil: (BP-COWGIRL)
If you are even a little bit country this veil is a top choice. Combine a fun cowboy hat with a bridal veil and you get this gem. Heading out to a hoe-down or just the local honky-tonk? This cowgirl hat and veil is just about perfect.
Our rating: 9. I'm not sure it could get much better than this. While the cowgirl hat and veil is not for everyone, it is great. The big flower on the back is just about perfect for this pre-broken-in cowgirl hat. Ride'em cowgirl
Party Girl Penis Veil: (BP-SE-2450-20-2)
Have you ever heard people describe mullets as "business in the front, party in the back?" Well that's exactly what this veil is! From the front, it looks like a regular cute fuzzy veil that you could wear around grandmothers and children alike, but in the back... three big pink penises greet you! That's what I call party! These are a little bigger than the penises on some of our other veils, so while it may seem modest in the front, looking at the back of it you'd say this is one of our most ostentatious bachelorette headpieces!
Our rating: 8. You get the best of both worlds with this veil. It's perfect for a raunchy, wild bar crawl, and for a classy bridal shower with the family... as long as you never let them see the back of your head!
Flashing Penis Veil: (BP22018)
Who's that girl over there? Next to that cute guy that looks like Brad Pitt. Here, stand right here. Do you see her? She has this Flashing Penis Veil on her head. Look, the tulle is flowing and full, and on it are a bunch of flowers, and pearls, and even 8 little peckers that light up! I guess it's attached to her hair with a barrette. Will you get me one for my bachelorette party?
Our rating: 7. Girl, you will be the talk of this town with the Flashing Penis Veil on your head. This veil is made from fine materials, but costs a bit more than the other veils due to the electrical equipment. People will flock to the bachelorette who sports this bridal hair-ware.
The Black Veil: (BPBLACKVEIL)
Even though we may not all deserve to wear white on our wedding day, you bet we all wear it anyways. If you are feeling slightly guilty about this or are just too cool for a white veil, we offer one in black. While it might sound a little sinister instead it just looks cool. If your friend is putting a great single life to rest soon you can all mourn its passing with the black bachelorette party veil.
Our rating: 6. The black veil is very cool, unique and stylish. While black attire might be the first thing you grab when going to a party, wearing black at your bachelorette party might send the wrong sign to your in-laws.
Little Bit Naughty Veil: (BP91974)
Looking for an R-rated bachelorette party veil? Well, this naughty veil is just the ticket. It has reflective little penises on it. Lots of them too.
Our rating: 6. It is a little bit silly, a little bit ugly, but after a few drinks at the club, the penises will be reflecting lights like some sort of perverted disco ball, then you will be having a night that everyone can remember.
Penis Bachelorette Party Veil: (BP15594)
The Penis Bachelorette Party Veil is extreme bride-to-be couture. On this veil, you will find 8 perfectly poised penises, and several small flowers and strands of pearls. This veil is sort of skimpy on the tulle, using only a little amount of poor quality fabric, but it is put together quite nicely and definitely attention-grabbing.
Our rating: 6. I think this veil captures the essence of the bachelorette party scene. It is absolutely imperative that the bride-to-be has some sort of penis-shaped party ware affixed to her head. The Penis Bachelorette Party Veil will make for some great Kodak moments.
The Pink Bachelorette Party Veil: (BP-PINK-VEIL)
Get your girly girl fever going with this pink veil. Why not? You can have pretty much anything you want in any color you want. This isn't a wedding, it is a bachelorette party, so go pink!
Our rating: 6. It's cute and it's pink, what else can I say? I guess it is a fun bachelorette party veil, but you can't use it for the bridal shower because Aunt Edna will ask what type of devious acts you did that prevent you from wearing white.
Pink Cowgirl Hat with Veil: (BP00121)
If all of the crap that we sell here at Bachelorette.com just isn't corny enough for you, why not go with a sparkly, pink, cowgirl hat that has a veil stuck on the back of it?
Our rating: 4. I'm a bit of a city girl, so I don't fully understand how or why someone would want to wear a cowgirl hat. Maybe it is to attract a cowboy, and while a tight pair of wranglers sounds pretty nice, I can't get past wearing one of these hats on my head. So, if I have no interest in a cowgirl hat of any kind, you can imagine how I fell about a pink cowgirl hat with some plastic gems on the front, so I rate it a 4.