

Are you wondering what kind of veil to purchase for your bachelorette party? Should you choose something simple and white, or red and gaudy? This is a comprehensive guide to the veils sold on Bachelorette.com.
Question #1: Clean or Dirty?
We say: Go Clean! While convincing your friend to wear the Penis Veil may sound like a good idea, you'll both have more fun playing games, sharing stories, and even drinking while the bachelorette wears an elegant, refined veil. Besides, anything with condoms or flashing peckers on the bachelorette's head will make her look tacky. Buy a dirty veil for your friend if you plan to have a crazy night out at the bar, or if you're seeking revenge for the time she made you wear one. We suggest you choose a clean, simple veil, or buy two--a classic white veil for the sober bachelorette, and a bad girl veil for the bachelorette after she's had a few drinks.
Question #2: What Makes a Top-Quality Veil?
We say: The Materials. The first thing that makes a top-quality veil is the amount and type of material. Tulle (pronounced Tool) is the material used for all of the veils that we sell on Bachelorette.com. Tulle is a net of material that can be fine or coarse. Finer tulle looks much lighter and flows better than coarser tulle. Coarser tulle resembles white fishnet. Finer bridal veils are made from cotton or silk tulle, while the inexpensive veils we sell are always made from nylon.
Question #3: What To Wear?
We say: Besides bachelorette party veils, Bachelorette.com also sells tiaras, headbands, hats, and even devil horns. So what should you purchase for your friend? We suggest a veil or tiara. It is actually possible that she can wear both. Many veils attach using a barrette and clip to the back of her hair while the tiara can be worn around the front of her head.
The Heart Veil: (BP-HEARTVEIL)
The Heart Veil is classy and reserved. She likes sitting in front of a roaring fireplace on a chilly autumn night, drinking the finest wines, and reading only the most thought-provoking literature. The Heart Veil is made from gorgeous tulle and adorned with flowers, strands of pearls, and of course, hearts. This veil uses a barrette attachment.
Our rating: 9. This veil is well designed, well made, and well priced. Any bride-to-be would love to wear this veil, making it the best choice for any bachelorette party.
The Cowgirl Veil - Cowboy Hat and Veil: (BP-COWGIRL)
If you are even a little bit country this veil is a top choice. Combine a fun cowboy hat with a bridal veil and you get this gem. Heading out to a hoe-down or just the local honky-tonk? This cowgirl hat and veil is just about perfect.
Our rating: 9. I'm not sure it could get much better than this. While the cowgirl hat and veil is not for everyone, it is great. The big flower on the back is just about perfect for this pre-broken-in cowgirl hat. Ride'em cowgirl
The Bride & Groom Bachelorette Veil: (BP19035)
This veil is made of the finest tulle of any of the veils we sell. It uses a full yard of tulle and is quite poofy. Much of the fabric flows outward. It is a headband-style veil, fitting differently than the barrette style and preventing her from wearing a tiara, as well. The headband has little flowers and a miniature bride and groom on top. A unique item, this veil is perfect for any bachelorette party or bridal shower.
Our rating: 8. This veil is a versatile item, appropriate to wear to the bar and in front of the bachelorette's future in-laws. My only complaint is that the bride & groom are quite tiny. In bachelorette headgear, bigger is always better.
Devil Veil: (BP57056)
This veil packs a one-two punch. The materials are of impressively good quality. The tulle is full and there is a good amount of it. The plush feathers and shiny horns aren't dinky, either. The Devil Veil uses a headband to attach to the bride-to-be's hair. This veil combines good looks, charm, and rowdiness in one sizzling hot bachelorette headpiece.
Our rating: 8. Forget about traditional white
save that for the wedding day. The Devil Veil was made for bachelorette parties and begs to be worn to one. Plus, it's not especially vulgar, so you can be seen around town wearing this veil.
Our Bachelorette Party Veil: (BP00108)
This veil is made with 1 full yard of fine tulle. Attached to the tulle are delicate white flowers and several strings of dangling pearls. This veil affixes to hair using a barrette. This veil is sophisticated and very reasonably priced. A big improvement upon our previous model, any bride-to-be will appreciate this standard bachelorette party veil.
Our rating: 7. Our Bachelorette Party Veil is top-quality
there's not doubt about that
but bachelorette parties demand less conventional and conservative, and more crazy and comical. For the price, though, this veil is a great deal.
Flashing Penis Veil: (BP22018)
Who's that girl over there? Next to that cute guy that looks like Brad Pitt. Here, stand right here. Do you see her? She has this Flashing Penis Veil on her head. Look, the tulle is flowing and full, and on it are a bunch of flowers, and pearls, and even 8 little peckers that light up! I guess it's attached to her hair with a barrette. Will you get me one for my bachelorette party?
Our rating: 7. Girl, you will be the talk of this town with the Flashing Penis Veil on your head. This veil is made from fine materials, but costs a bit more than the other veils due to the electrical equipment. People will flock to the bachelorette who sports this bridal hair-ware.
The Black Veil: (BPBLACKVEIL)
Even though we may not all deserve to wear white on our wedding day, you bet we all do. If you are feeling slightly guilty about this or are just too cool for a white veil, we offer one in black. While it might sound a little sinister instead it just looks cool. If your friend is putting a great single life to rest soon you can all mourn its passing with the black bachelorette party veil.
Our rating: 6. The black veil is very cool, unique and stylish. While black attire might be the first thing you grab when going to a party, wearing black at your bachelorette party might send the wrong sign to your in-laws.
Condom Veil: (BP14704)
Formerly referred to as the grossest veil sold on Bachelorette.com, I'm pleased to announce that the Condom Veil has cleaned up its act. Attaching the condoms to this headpiece used to be a slimy situation, until the manufacturers began using non-lubricated condoms. They also developed a nicer veil with decent tulle, decorated with a row of flowers and pearls. The Condom Veil uses a barrette to stick to her hair.
Our rating: 6. A+ for the improvement effort on the manufacturer's behalf, but D- for all of the effort I have to put in attaching the condoms to the veil myself. Judging by the price of this veil, someone from the company should come to the party and help me set it up.
Penis Bachelorette Party Veil: (BP15594)
The Penis Bachelorette Party Veil is extreme bride-to-be couture. On this veil, you will find 8 perfectly poised penises, and several small flowers and strands of pearls. This veil is sort of skimpy on the tulle, using only a little amount of poor quality fabric, but it is put together quite nicely and definitely attention-grabbing.
Our rating: 6. I think this veil captures the essence of the bachelorette party scene. It is absolutely imperative that the bride-to-be has some sort of penis-shaped party ware affixed to her head. The Penis Bachelorette Party Veil will make for some great Kodak moments.
The Headband Veil: (N-HA-BRIHE)
The Headband Veil is like any cheerleader you met in high school-looks nice, but hurts your brain. This veil is a headband covered in white fabric and decorated with little white flowers. Attached to the back is a small piece of tulle with more flowers on it. But, oh, the pain! The headband is more like a medieval torture device
the white fabric masks the barbed wire inside; however, in an attempt to save the failing design, the manufacturers did make the wire bendable, so there is some hope of it staying on your bachelorette's head.
Our rating: 5. I don't have a big head. Seriously. And The Headband Veil is almost falling off. Bachelorette headgear shouldn't be a balancing act. In the future, I expect this veil to be made with a larger, less excruciating headband.
Veil Cap: (BP00121)
Combining bridal passion and baseball fashion, the Veil Cap will woo all athletic or tomboy brides-to-be. The white cap is semi-dorky and slightly boring. If I purchased this, I would definitely decorate the cap myself with some glitter and markers. The attached veil does add some flair to this drab product
not a lot of tulle on this one, though.
Our rating: 4. The Veil Cap is innovative
but that's about all it has going for it. For this kind of cash, I was expecting it to light up, or change colors, or something. I guess it's a sort of self-fulfilling item because you won't want to be seen wearing it, and no one will see you because the hat is so big.
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