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A Toast To My Best Friend As I think of years gone by The memories could make me cry. But I choose instead to smile 'Cause now I'll get a man - once in a while! Heads Up From Your Married Girlfriends Dear Bachelorette, Being off the market might be sad, Especially with all the men you've had. But as you say goodbye to Joe, Dave, and Rob, Remember, you've given your last blow job! Pre-Baby Toast To the times we’ve had and the times to come, Drink your wine, vodka, and rum. Make sure this evening is filled with things wild, Before your stomach is filled with a child. A Toast To The Last Night Out To the bachelorette who’s crazy and fun, Wait until your wedding is done, We’ll only see you twice a year, When you slip out because your in-laws are here! Drink up now on your last night out, So you don’t forget what having girlfriends is about. A Toast To The Weatherman The bride was just telling me that there is so much about (groom) that she doesn't know. For example, did you know that one of his hobbies is meteorology. (Bride) was just saying that the night of the wedding he mentioned it might snow. He said something about 7 inches. Here's to the Bachelorette Party Here's to the bachelorette party. It is a learning experience. It is the night we learn to go out and have fun and then pretend we didn't the next day. To Our Drinks Remember, Wine is fine. Brandy makes you randy. Whiskey makes you feel Frisky. But a good stiff Johny Walker will get you pregnant. To Younger Men The theory used to be that you married an older men. Older men were supposedly more mature. We all know the reality. Men don't mature so you might as well marry a younger one. A Bachelorette Party Toast - To String When god made women he made em out of lace, He didn't have enough so he left a little space,. When god made man he made em out of string, He had a little left over so he left a little thing, Here's to string! |